Kirk. twenty-two, existential narcissist. I make gifs and fall in love with strangers on the internet. This is my bittersweet symphony.
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discontinue raisin bran 2k14

spring2000:

discontinue this post

raisin bran and soy milk. Ay that’s the stuff

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

The only fruit I can’t get into is papaya…and kiwis 

When No Angel becomes the new national anthem, just remember who stanned for it first #me

"Hispanic is being Latin IN america" I am in tears

Anonymous asked:
Do you consider yourself a feminist?

Yes, I love nachos

Anonymous asked:
you're a virgin?

virginity is a social construct, but I have not made my sexual debut if that’s what you’re asking.

Anonymous asked:
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

Anonymous asked:
I think Nicki toned it down because she wants people to start concentrating more on her music. she said she's trying make a classic album and doesn't want a lot of features. I hope she has no rap features and only singing ones. I'm excited for this.

Yea but her music was fine before. I think her style at the time was a reflection of her music: bright, colorful, too charismatic too be contained and defined. Seeing a woman in charge of her image makes people uncomfortable, especially a black woman having autonomy of her sexuality. people want to label her and limit who she is.